i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
yes im a girl yes im a serial killer
Who needs extreme sports when making grown-up phone calls gives me more adrenaline than I will ever need for the rest of my life?
Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is?
so i just found a thing
is that even-?
okay that’s not
is that even legal
hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it
is this just fantasy…
caught in a landslide
this is the best thing to ever happen
i’M FUCKING CRYING
WIN WIN WIN WIN!
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
My life has not been complete since I listened to this.
I lost it at the second ‘the precious’ was mentioned.
And again at the screaming.
And harder than ever before at every other ‘precious’ mentioning.
OMFG hahahaha xD
thIS HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY AND I AM MAD
At least you’re adopted
how do you get a nice body without moving