disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

iamanafricanprincess:

yes im a girl yes im a serial killer

peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:

agentscully:

Who needs extreme sports when making grown-up phone calls gives me more adrenaline than I will ever need for the rest of my life?

Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is?

winchesterwhowatson:

so i just found a thing

?

is that even-?

okay that’s not

???

is that even legal

mercilessbookworm:

k-lionheart:

laufeystarks:

legolastheobvious:

quinnosaur:

lordbovineiscthulhu:

alrightpotter:

legolastheobvious:

hands up if you sing duets with yourself

Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it

is this just fantasy…

caught in a landslide

people-should-all-be-onions:

thelimitsinthesky:

cacophiliac:

closure-in-faith:

kfcgoddess:

jjacobson89:

ikilledalaska:

likeelava:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

this is the best thing to ever happen

i’M FUCKING CRYING

WIN WIN WIN WIN!

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

My life has not been complete since I listened to this.

I lost it at the second ‘the precious’ was mentioned.
And again at the screaming.
And harder than ever before at every other ‘precious’ mentioning.

OMFG hahahaha xD

thIS HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY AND I AM MAD

merinahya:

At least you’re adopted

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

mira-of-sassgard:

barrett-the-babe:

somethingstrangehere:

starkid-butts:

fellowship-of-the-wholockians:

chelsdamelsp:

thepartybanana:

I really don’t know why but somehow I ended up googling “david tennant in places he shouldn’t be” …